Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. Corners get backed into Chuck Norris, When Chuck Norris bowls he hits all the pins in the building, Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING, Remember the show "Who's the Boss"? Chuck Norris was the boss. Chuck Norris is everyone's boss, Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain, Chuck Norris never pays too much for cable. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.